{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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