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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":427}

{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

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