{"type":"general","setup":"What is the least spoken language in the world?","punchline":"Sign Language","id":247}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}