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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
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